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| ^^My face for the rest of church after this little episode. |
Why is there an update? There shouldn't be anything to add to that.
I agree.
But LO AND BEHOLD I was running late into church one day and the Homeowner grabbed my friend's shoulder and said he needed to talk to the girl in the pink (me, that's me). So my friend grabbed me just as I had entered the chapel, and I turned around to see someone I had not planned on encountering ever again.
My first thought was, "Dang it. He found the blog."
^ This would not have been the first time someone has found a post written about them..
I reap what I sow. I'm okay with it.
The first time it happened, it ended really well. The guy I wrote about thought it was funny, apologized for making me uncomfortable, and then sent it to his fiance so they could laugh about it together. Good sport, that one.
The second time it happened, he denied everything that happened on the date (even though there were witnesses) and really really did not take it well. Sorry, dude.
Anyway, I thought I was in for round 3 of confrontations, but instead he said, "Where do I know you from?"
OH good grief. He was playing dumb. OR I have once again made so minuscule of an impression that he ACTUALLY forgot about the whole thing. Could be either one.
"What was your name again?" - Me. If he's gonna play dumb, I can too.
"The Homeowner" - I'm not gonna actually say his name. I'm not that mean.
"OH right. We went on a date once!" - Me
"Where?" - Him
"Macaroni Grill." - Me
"Oh, with the fireplace?" -Him
"Yes!" - Me
"Why didn't we go out again?" - Him
... really. You don't remember that heated (in a bad way) text exchange.. Alright, I'll remind you.
"I wasn't interested." - Me
"I make more money than your dad." -Him
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Uh.. Excuse me? Wait. WHAT did you just say?
Is that like... a pickup line??? Is that supposed to make me want you?
"Um... " - Me
"Like a LOT more." - Him
OHkay.... WHERE do you get off?!?!?!?!
"Welp. That's not all there is!" - Me (that was the best I could come up with.. I know. I know.)
"Haha. Alright, see ya." - Him.. He then playfully slapped my arm and walked away.
I'm not good at coming up with biting responses on the spot. But if I could go back, I probably would have said something more like,
"You are a huge jack***."
Anyway. I thought yall would want to hear this little tidbit.
Until next time.
Happy dating.
Haha. Like that's a thing.
Just kidding. I'm sure it is sometimes. Like, the one time it works. I'm sure that's nice.
Wow. hahahaha
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